Wives..

Women live longer than men cause they don't get married to wives.

Lol..

Not true? I'll show you. I came up with this expression. Just substitute the values into this expression and find out if you're gonna die earlier than your wife.

[(A+1)*(B+7)]^C

A = your current age.
B = The number of wives you have.
C = how long you've been married.

If your number is more than 20, you're gonna die earlier than your wife.

This only applies all men, single or married.. and obviously not women.. single or married included.

So one day you can live longer than your wife and the next you're gonna die earlier than her. Um.. yeah.. It gives us some hope.

And don't ask me how I came up with that expression.

Enough said..