An unhappy homosapien

hm.. homosapien.. is there a hetrosapien?

Anyway, there comes a time in a person's life where he/she will have to blog about a girl. Yes. A boy will have to blog about a girl and and a girl will have to blog about a girl too. Only exception is if they don't have a blog.

And now.. unfortunately.. the time has past (see earlier post for lulz) so I no longer need to post about a girl. But I will.. cause she's mean and angry and (in a tone of a 7 year-old kid) I hate angrrffy gurls.. they're mean. and they bully people. Just like sally.. who stuck her tongue out at me just cause I looked at her like how my dad looks at my mom.. (/end of rant)

OK so recently Amanda started talking to me again.. after she got the answer to the quesion on my personal statement on msn wrong. (It's not that hard.. I mean.. even I got it right.) And being the nice guy that I am, corrected her. And then we started talking and things happened (ITS NOT LOVE SO STOP YOUR MINDS ROLLING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. IT'S RELATED TO THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT IN CHAOS THEORY) .


So after awhile, I went off to play solitaire. And um.. as you can see from the previous post (and if you noticed the time difference between this post and the one before) you'll realise that it was only last night. Just minutes ago, I published the previous post from the bottom and she wasn't happy. Yes that's right. She wasn't happy. It's not my job to please her anyway so looks like she's got to find her own happiness. BUT, being the nice guy that I am. I tried to make things even. I asked for 3 things about her and now, I shall rant about them.

/Rant start.

-She likes movies.

LIKE WUT.. MOVIES?! um.. I don't really have much to say about them.. I love movies too. (ARGH she got me there..)

-She hates Speghetti

SPEGHETTI!?! YOU'RE IN SINGAPORE.. YOU ONLY GET SPEGHETTI HERE.. THIS AIN'T ITALY WHERE YOU GET ALL SORTS OF WEIRD FUNNY LOOKING RIBBON PASTA (um.. sorry I just forgot the names).

And you hate bolognaise and cabonara too?!?! Bolognaise is the best pasta sauce ever!!! Carbonara is the second best! How can you hate both?!?! I mean.. it's like.. um.. er.. ugh.. I can't think of what it's like. (I hate tyo say but she got me there again).

-She likes TV whEEEEEEEEEE

YOU LIKE TV?!?!? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COUCH POTATO?!?!? I mean.. look at potatoman.. that's what you turn into if you watch too much TV. They don't even teach you good stuff on TV like.. look at Pokemon for example.. I thought the pokeball my mom gave me when I was young had some sort of pikachu inside and i threw it on the ground like in the TV and it broke.

And the whEEEEEEEEE... it's just.. you know.. um.. irritating.. no wait, it's not irritating. It's annoying.. no it's not annoying either.. it's.. it's.. Oh snap I can't think of that word.. what's the word? (She had me there again.. sigh..)

Now this goes to show you little kiddies something.. Michael Jackson is evil. Stay away from him little kids. And run to papa.. cause he loves you so. Go on. Run to him. He's not a Michael Jackson in disguise. Honest! He isn't! or is he..?

Enough said..