Spoof of Numb by Linkin Park (Courtesy of Nevin)

~Dumb~
I'm tired of living under a tree
Looking through papers,found in a furnace.
Don't know what is two minus two.
Put under the pressure,On increasing my IQ
(increasing my IQ just increasing my IQ)
Every question I do is another mistake to you
(every question I do just every question I do)

I've become so dumb,I can't divide by one,
I'm less like you,don't gel my hair with glue,
I am now insane all I want to do,
Is increase my IQ and be more like you

I think I'm starting to lose my mind,
Laughing too loudly,afraid of my shadow
Cause every one here can obviously see
I'm losing my mind,like you said I would
(i'm losing my mind just losing away my mind)
Every cake that I bake is another disaster too
(every cake I bake just every cake I bake)
And every second I use is an hour to you

I've become so dumb,I can't divide by one,
I'm less like you,don't gel my hair with poo,
I am now insane all I want to do,
Is increase my IQ and be more like you

And I know,I may end up in Wood Bridge
But I know,
You were just like me with someone shouting at you

I've become so dumb,I can't divide by one,
I'm less like you,what the hell is school?
I've am now insane all I want to do,
Is increase my IQ and be more like you
I've become so dumb,I can't divide by one,
(Is everything that I thought you would be),
I've am now insane all I want to do,
(Now it seems what I said happened to me)

As I said, courtesy of Nevin. He didnt copyright it before so I took it from him.
Now, I copyright it, for me and for him. ©opy®igh™. There..and anyway, there's short note at every message saying that my posts are copyrighted at the end.