A band I won't be in

In a final attempt to boost the quality of Praise & Worship during BB parades, I've put together... a band of guitarists! Cool eh?

Some of the boys in our company are really interested in music and as the former leader of Praise and Worship, many have asked me to help them with their guitar and I have. Finally, after some practises and a bit of encouraging, I've found a new person to take over me and play the guitar during parades. I've only led with guitar a few times, on the condition that I have someone else to play with me. Now, I've found a boy who was willing to play alone and that was what he did.
Great Job!

Sessions with guitar were usually more meaningful and with an increasing number of boys wanting to pick up the guitar, I've made some of them lead during Praise and Worship.. or so I will. Today, I have found 4 boys who were willing to pick up the guitar for the good of our company and not let future sessions become a meaningless routine.

Confused? What about? Oh so you're saying I've already passed out and can't do all these stuff? Yea well, I'm not one of the 4 guitarists (Ironic cause I'm the one who put them together) and it's time I passed on my knowledge to other people... Want a brain transplant? NEVER!

Yay! People do look up to me after all!

Yea sure they do!

Literally..

When there's a person shorter than me, I look down at him and he looks up to me! See? That's how you put The Wonders Of Benjamin's Exceptional Logical Thinking Skills to good use.

What's more.. You can do the same and make people look up to you! Next time, when talking to people, tip-toe or stand on a higher platform. That way, they'll have to look up to you when you talk to them.

Alternatively.. You can grow taller. Can't grow taller? Just hang from the pull up bars for about 10 minutes each day. No wait.. that won't work.. You'll only stretch your arms haha! Not quite a bad thing though.. Now, you can reach further when trying to slap that annoying brat across the classroom.

Tight situatons:

Imagine this..

Imagine you're in a tight situation..

Now.. how are you gonna get out of it?

Stop saying it depends on the situation!

Just device your own scenario and get out of it!

Example of a tight situation (No copying my example!): You're being tightly bounded by rope.. like.. really tightly.. Solution to the problem? Just ask the person who tied you up to loosen the rope and eventually.. loosening a tight situation! Wait.. what's the problem you ask?

Just imagine..

Enough said.