Excuses

We've all had them.

Here are some excuses which you can use in sticky situations.

On sleeping during class/work/studying etc..
-There was fireworks outside my window last night
-Goldilocks was sleeping in my bed last night
-My trying to see the atom on my table.
-I'm banging my head in fustration very slowly.
-I'm trying to follow that ant without moving my head.
-Zidane's heatbutt doesn't really work on tables.
-My pig taught me how to do this!
-I'm trying to pick up my contact lenses without my hands.
-It's office/school/work Yoga.
-I'm estimating the length of my trousers.

On being late (applied to assignments as well):
-There was a cow crossing the road!
-The door wouldn't open.
-Someone poured glue all over my house.
-My friend's firewall wouldn't let me receive that slideshow!
-I'm hen-pecked and my wife asked me to sleep with her.
-I was finding some sugar to blow up your ass.
-I accidentally used that assignment for Papier-mâché.
-I was attracted by the free bread offer at the baker's.
-I thought it was a holiday.
-I thought I might use a day of my 21 days of leave today.
-I ran out of butter.
-I had no E-mail so I used Snail mail to send in that project.
-My infant cried the whole night.

On losing your way:
-I'm not going the wrong way, I'm going the long way.
-The map is wrong.
-This place has changed since the last time I've been here.
-I'm following the footsteps of an important person.
-I wanted to get some food.
-I know the way. I was just testing you guys.
-My compass needle spun in a frenzy!
-I feel good Chi here.
-The sun/shade makes us tan/fair.
-My GPS isn't working!
-I didn't remember using that way the last time.

Great excuses don't you think? Now write them down and keep them with you. You'll never know when you're gonne need them like a spare bar of chocolate.

Today:

Went to Plaza Singapura today. Surprisingly, I went there exactly a week ago for the same reason - To get guitar strings. Why so far? 'Cause the secrets of Davis are not to be revealed. Don't understand? Move on.

Anyway, I went to Yan keng's place after school to get his guitar and then to Plaza Singapura to buy some guitar strings and looked around at the other guitars on display. After that, went to have lunch/dinner, restringed the guitar and went home. Totally forgot I had tuition lol. I was still in 'no focus' mode.

Another day, another waste. Zero productivity. Why am I not feeling the stress I should? Is it something bad? Hm.. guess I'm just...stress-free! Haha..!

Enough said.