O-levels

Ok seriously, I don't know but what every time an exam in the hall takes place something happens to me..

Ok.. O-levels have started and lets recall on the stupid things that happen... to me.. unfortunately..

(If you're laughing here, I suggest you stop, turn around, close your eyes, take 1000000000000 steps forward, bang your head on the wall, and continue doing so until you get a better sense of humour)

Monday:
Yay! Start of O-levels! Is it gonna be fun? Is it gonna be tough? We all don't know!!!

Ok, so the chemistry paper comes and we flip the open the page and what do we see? WUT ARE THESE QUESTIONS?!?! I mean, everyone thinks it's easy.. The whole school thinks its easy. Even those not supposed to think that chemistry is easy...thinks its easy.. And if I'm inferior to all those and think it's easy, imagine what the better ones would think.. I'd say to them the paper hardly kicked..IF IT EVEN DID IN THE FIRST PLACE..

Boy if Tanglin thinks this is easy, imagine the better schools.. we're screwed. The bellcurve is gonna shoot up like made and guess what, before 3 months is up, you'll find yourself getting an A2 cause you missed A1 by 1 mark cause A1's a 90% score..

I seriously doubt an A for this one.

Tuesday,

English..the most important subject but the least enjoyable thus far.. I mean, look at what kinda stupid topics they give.

For me, it was a step by step procedure on writing an essay. Get the question, think, plan and let pen and paper meet.

I chose the question which I have been practicing alot for a long time, I planned it out like im supposed to, and when pen and paper finally met again for me to start, I wrote. Hardly got past the second paragraph when.. I went blank. Seriously.. All my planning didn't mean anything to me. They were just meaningless words. I mean.. you're supposed to fall back on your plan but what if your plan fails you?

Ok so I continued writing without a clue of what I'm writing and but I had this teeny weeny bit of consciousness left to prevent writing out of point too much.

Next came the Situational writing. I looked at it. Didn't read the first line but went straight to the last paragraph of the question to see what type of writing style I should use and I looked.. and looked and guess what came out... A REPORT! I mean, all those teachings about speech and information booklet and stuff.. they didn't mean anything from the start and I guess they were useless then.. ALMOST ALL THE TEACHERS WERE WRONG.. A REPORT CAME OUT INSTEAD OF A SPEECH/PAMPHLET/etc..

And the question was slightly different too. Where are all the options for us to choose? We had to answer to other people's complaints?! I mean, we're taking O-levels, not receiving customer feedback FROM OUR FRIENDS..

Ok paper 2 wasn't that bad. Summary was not as good as usual. It was terrible. Don't ask. It's bad enough I..I.. well don't ask.

I'll be glad if I can at least scrape through a pass on this one.

Wednesday:

Maths is here! The day that i've been REALLY preparing for has come! Ok lets see what happened today. Ok I flipped open the first page and did the question and guess what, I did it wrongly and had to waste time doing it again. I wasted alot of time doing the questions in the earlier part of the paper.

Then I got to this stupid question.. WUT?!?! I tried working it out but my answers didn't make sense so I looked at the time, decided I've spent too much time on the earlier questions already and moved on instead. Ok then I reach another question (surprisingly its just after the one before). Ah.. can't solve it too.. and so I moved on. The next question was tuff.. like tedious kinda tuff.. and I moved on to the next question seeing I had little time left.

Guess what.. I did a 6 marks question in 3 minutes.. like.. yeah.. It's crazy and I kept checking and checking to make sure it wasn't a trick question but I moved on to the next question when results were.. PHAIL.. I did that question is a short time too. Amazingly, some of the questions I was stuck at I solved at the last minute lol. I'm really thankful for that.

And for some reason I always get headaches when doing math paper. Don't tell me cause I suck at math.. I don't know why. Stress probably? CAs - headache, Mid Years - Headache, Prelims - headache, O-levels - Headache.. I mean.. Why the attacks?! But I've still not been able to recall a time when I got a headache worse than the time I took Mr Ilango's test. Believe me.. it was bad.. I couldn't stand up or walk straight. I felt like a drunkard.

Yep, so that's O-levels for me until now.

And some other dumb stuff happened too. When I was having my English paper, they gave me too much paper so I had some extra left over. The teacher collecting the answer sheet was also collecting the unused paper at the same time..wow.. great multi-tasking there..

I had 2 sheets of unused paper and she only took 1 from me.. OK that wasn't that bad.. Cause there're teachers who were supposed to collect the unused paper so I waited for them... and waited.. and waited.. until I decided I've waited long enough. They were gonna release us soon so I just crushed up the piece of unused paper (yeah, kill more for destroying trees..) thinking that no one was gonna come and collect them and 2 seconds after I crushed the paper, this teacher came from behind and asked if I had any unused paper.. LOLWUT?! I would've given her that crushed piece of paper if I wasn't able to control myself..

Yeah and guess what.. they gave me lesser sheets of paper today..

Now isn't O-levels just fun?

Speaking of fun, this looks interesting..


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Enough said..