Owned in the toilet?!

Many people have reported that they have got "owned" in the toilet. The national survey has told us that out 99 out of 98 people going to the toilet have encounted the strange extra person making the 99 person of the 98 people going into lavatories.

Who is this extra person? Nobody knows. Researches gathered various eyewitness accounts but they have all been very misleading. Of the 2 people interviewed, 4 different things were sighted.

Each of the 2 people were asked 5 questions. To preserve the image of the eyewitness, we have decided to use the names of the types of keys they use to enter their home. Here are the answers they gave.

1st person:
Name: Access card.

Q: Do you like blue?
A: Yeah. Alot.

Q: How long is your finger?
A: About 3 inches.

Q: How did the apparition look like?
A: It was lean, tall, and armed with a stick.

2nd person:
Name: Lockpick.

Q: Do you like blue?
A: Yeah. I listen to their music alot.

Q: How long is your finger?
A: Quite long. My friend told me it can stretch from A-Z on a regular keyboard.

Q: How did the apparition look like?
A: You.
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And from there, you can see how difficult it is to obtain information. It seems that this person can morph. The last question answered by the 2nd person we asked greatly disturbed us. Could this person be lurking among us? Could this person be fake?

We decided to continue our investigation and found this picture right here:


The picture was taken by a person who went into a cubicle and decided to do some "business".

See how it says "You just got owned"?

It seems like person.. can "own" people once they encounter him; a little like how someone gets wet when in contact with water. Another unusual thing about the picture is the "Ha Ha" in front.

It seems that Ha Ha is the name of the person who got "owned" or in other words, the victim. We are rather unfortunate that after going through the list of names in the World Name Database, we could not find anyone with the name Ha Ha. It seems that getting owned removes your name from the list.

We are dealing with a creature much more intelligent that we expected. We have underestimated the powers of this creature and to our dismay, we are unable to recover this Ha Ha person for questioning.

But fear not, people of makalakawhich, for there is hope. We have only yet to find it.

For anyone who has any info about getting owned in toilets, please tell us and provide us with any information you have. Do not be afraid to share because even the slightest infomation can help us.

Enough said.