What do we have here?

Awesome and aweful. Awe-some and awe-ful. Seems like the more awe you have the worse it gets. Instead of saying we're so full of awe, we should say we're aweless.

The amount of people who confuse between "to" and "too" is really two much.

An atom tells the police his electron was stolen and the cop asks if he's sure. The atom replies "I'm positive".
What if air is actually poisonous and it takes decades to kill us? Enough said